So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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i drank out of a bidet.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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