She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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