But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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