ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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