no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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