Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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