You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
is it fun? or sober?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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