I hate your face
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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