.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
how drunk are you?
Several
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
