How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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