worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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