Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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