I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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