Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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