these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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