Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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