Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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