11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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