They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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