Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
This is the prime rib incident all over again
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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