it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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