if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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