You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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