I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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