I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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