Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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