they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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