On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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