and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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