Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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