Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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