Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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