If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Randomize
