two words: eviction party
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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