Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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