i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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