They should really pass out barf bags in church
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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