I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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