I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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