How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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