Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm jealous of your bromance
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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