yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
soo... how was my night?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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