At least make sure they are 18
Why
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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