I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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