The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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