my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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