The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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