there was a trapeze. enough said
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
nutella sex= disaster
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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