Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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