i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
you never un-have a 4some
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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