my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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