just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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