Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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