Pappa wants mamma naked
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
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After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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