Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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