im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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