just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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