I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
you never un-have a 4some
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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